Step 1 of 5
Score the slop
Name the problem precisely across four dimensions.
Run a brutal slop audit on this app and score each dimension 1-10 with evidence. DESIGN: default fonts, generic gradients, emoji-as-icons, identical card grids, no visual identity. COPY: lorem ipsum, robotic microcopy, 'Welcome to your dashboard' filler, inconsistent tone. FUNCTION: dead buttons, fake success states, data that resets, missing states. DETAILS: default favicon/title, console errors, no focus states, broken mobile. List every finding with location. No mercy - the score guides the fix order.
Expected after this step
A scored four-dimension audit with located findings.
Should not happen
- ✕Polishing visuals while buttons stay dead
- ✕Replacing generic with differently-generic
- ✕Missing the details: favicons, titles, console errors, focus states
- ✕Claiming 'premium feel' without changing tokens
Verify before continuing
Do not move on until every check is true. The complete button stays locked until then.
Do not continue if…
- !Polishing visuals while buttons stay dead
- !Replacing generic with differently-generic
- !Missing the details: favicons, titles, console errors, focus states
- !Claiming 'premium feel' without changing tokens
If the AI messes this up
Use this when the AI fakes progress or breaks the feature. It forces a real fix.
The audit is soft and vague. Re-run it hostile: click everything, read every string, check the favicon and console - list findings someone could act on.